For friends who are close enough to give each other presents but not close enough to kiss.
McDonald’s Gift Card – $$$
“We will never go on a date here.”
Poo-Pourri Pre-poop Spray – $9.99
Nothing says “stay away from my butt” better than a reminder we all poop.
3-Piece BFF Necklace – $8.99
Just to be clear that you're not only friends, but there is another friend of equal standing.
Mouse Taxidermy Kit – $37
This will not bring out romantic feelings.