Can We Guess Your Mom’s Underwear Color Based On Your Tj Maxx Outfit Choice
Mom is hot, and she’s alive. She and your father are getting freaky in bed tonight.
*And by freaky, I mean arguing about who initiates sex the least until one of them starts snoring.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. But who am I to judge?
The thong is always greener on the other side.
Mama’s feeling those spring vibes in her yellow undies, and she is ready for a wine spritzer on the porch.
Everyone’s favorite color, she’s everyone’s favorite—it works perfectly. Forget about Stacy’s, *YOUR* mom has got it going on.