*never dates again*
Going on a first date is nerve-wracking, ’cause it can get weird quickly.
Maybe you went to their place to hook up, and their bedroom smelled like literal shit because they let their cat poop everywhere.
Perhaps your date ordered something they were allergic to, so you spent the evening taking them to the hospital.
Or maybe that guy you’ve been eyeing at work finally asked you out for a day date, and ended up taking you to a funeral. WTF?